Tuesday, August 10, 2010

undies

Would you ever cook in your underwear? Have you? i mean really cook - not reheat or remove protective film and check varying microwave wattages.Would you cook while wearing something that could be dangerous perhaps?...did you ever cook bacon while wearing a tank top?...would you wear platform heels while whisking pancake batter?...would you grill in a bathing suit? Do people feel sexy when they cook?...should they?

Eating is pleasurable - as it should be...so why not make it sexy? I'm not saying pornographic - I am asking...is it pleasurable, to create in your kitchen?...to nurture and satiate?....my version of sexy cooking is the ability to create a pleasing plate that makes you want more, but really being satisfied with what you've already got...but still can't get enough. Cooking is another chore or task in a myriad of lists of things to do...but it doesn't have to be mundane. So, the next time you stand in front of the refrigerator light or look in the cabinet for the fourth time before you return to the couch to watch "24"...investigate your options for pleasing the palette and see what is available that doesn't fill a boredom gap, but really tickles your fancy. Get your Freud on and really think about what you're putting in your mouth...you sexy orally fixated bitches.


It's cooked!

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