my wife done left me

somedays...i am the sappiest country song you could imagine...

but this little ditty...is about being worn out.dog tired.rode hard.put away wet.know when to hold em - know when to fold em... passed the squealing worm ...got runned over by a damned ol train...and every other trite hokey expression that i cant think of because im too tired...

my wife done left me...and i am a straight heterosexual female - and when i say my wife done left me - i mean the chick that still holds to female duties and obligations that are tied to traditional stereotypes of what feminine duties are and what we should be relegated to...im not saying im going to poorly portray let alone reprise demi moore's role in navy seals...nor am i going to try to carve a gourd into the most fabulous tablescape like martha would...

i'm just saying - my wife done left me...and im here handling all this on my own...and i am going to assume the Al Bundy position, minus hand on junk, and ride the couch...